Extreme Dumpster Diving

PSSST...C'MERE. CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES. DO I PLAY SPORTS??? BASKETBALL? BORING!!! SOCCER? STUPID!!! HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!! TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!! CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!! WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!! THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!! EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING